Big thanks again to Jarrod Tourdate and Minki 50ft for inviting us to play at Camden's Monarch last night, as a happy twist of fate, we ended up playing 50 minutes, rather than our alloted 30, as the opening act couldn't make it... a bit of hasty cobbling with semi inked biros, saw pretty much all the newies and the 'Golden mile' (our 'classic' set ender) entertain a sweaty but very appreciative crowd. Great to see some old faces from the past, like Frank, Nigel, McKewan, Trev and his hommies and of course the die hard redoubtable Vince girls (not forgetting you Matt!)... Great to also see Minki and her 50ft Women again (special mention to the bass cab... we couldn't have done it without you! ;-) ) and Alex Recharged and Smoky John too.

So the run up of July dates complete, it's now all systems go for Endorse IT for which we shall be feverishly rehearsing!... There are still some tickets if anyone who hasn't already got them, wants some:

http://www.endorseit.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=3&Itemid=6

If you can't, we're taking August and early September off from Live shows, to concentrate on recording the new tracks and rehearsing for a big push in early October and the exciting digital release of DIY (our long lost debut album) on 10.10.10... so have a great summer hols and we'll see you back at School in the autumn!

And don't forget... We isn't nuffin without you lemons!
xxx

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nvil...

Many thanks to everyone who braved the sizzling heat of The Blacksmiths Arms in St.Albans last night, with a velvet curtained backdrop and a general gothic air about the place, The Scratch felt quite at home set up in front of the fire. To be quite honest if felt like it was on most of the night!...

So the last double setter of the summer, saw the band once more hitting top form, as they played to a great mix of old friends, fans, virgins and the odd... odd person... it's great to see the reaction that the new songs are getting, with Weirder than we are probably sneaking top billing over Desire to be thin and Biting on my lip... but you can judge for yourselves this Weds as, the word is that those 3 have been promoted to the 30 minutes set... extra thanks to Lucy and Sam for the help as merch sellers after the gig... we now officially sold out of Grey Medium Mens! Good to see the sturdy looking tables at the pub, managed to take the stage diving too... we don't wanna start paying to play now do we!

Can't wait for Wednesday and a night out in Camden with the Recharged crew and of course a 50ft Woman! One not to miss... it's your last chance before Endorse IT!


Phew… good ole hot style rocknroll action!...

It was great to be back on the gig trail again this weekend, in our dual guises as The Scratch A-Sides on Sunday at Bar 62 and on The B-Sides on Saturday night at the Farmers Boy!... Porqoui? I hear you ask, what gibberish is this?! Well if youd seen both, and been of even average eyesight and numeracy, you’d have spotted, a slimmed down line up on Saturday (and no, not developments on Super’s famed water retention issues!) it was due to legal restrictions on numbers of performers in some pubs, that we gave Filthy Steve the night orf… plus Saturday had been hastily arranged as a home coming celebration for one of the bands biggest fans, who had jetted in from Melbourne in Australia, specifically to catch us live for the first time!... Ms Eliza (Gday) Briscoe!

Saturday 17th July – Farmers Boy – Eliza back from the outback fest!

Having set up, it was just as well it was a b-team game tonight, though Steve has the physique of a Rizzla paper, there was definitely no room for his amp, let alone his chaos theory!!... apart from that and the height restriction (which ensured Andy had to dive forward rather than up) during Gas Taps, the tight fit of the pub, made for a great little atmosphere… The other great thing about these pub gigs is that you tend to play two sets, so its an excellent opportunity to air some of your old linen (which Andy did literally as a result of a trouser splitting high kick during Critical Mass) and also you get the chance to try out a load of new stuff too! Case in point, the first set contained – Let there be us, Desire to be thin, Stavin’ off the where’s or the wise and the brilliantly received Weirder than we are…

Set two, saw more of a (greatest hits show ;-0), with Biting on my lip as the only newie, amongst Teen Idol, Dear Manic, current tourdates numero uno, I relax to spiral scratch and against the grain (ATG to you Lucy!)to name a few. Add to this the trouser split, the forward floor dive, Johns new black and white shirt, Grim’s barnet and Super Cs rapid hi-hat assault on Andys suit elbow and you got a (all be it small) pub full of people entertained and by the end palpably drunk on the fuel of good ole, hot style rocknroll action!... special thanks to Rich for breaking his duck and buying some vinyl, Reebs for modelling the t-shirt so perfectly, Nick for fighting the jetlag and most importantly for Saturday night, Eliza who danced her legs to jelly! Wish you could make all the gigs, at this rate, we’ll have retired by your third one… or been put in a home!

Sunday Night - 18th July – Bar 62

Sunday night saw a welcome return to Bar 62. An A-sides gig and the chance to spread out!... buoyed by the night before's shenanigans and with the addition of pocket powerpack Steve F on guitar… the band wasted no time getting into it… despite Steve’s reticence to take ownership of his first tune to be performed by the band. ‘Don’t play along’… was so well received it was duly re-adopted, by it’s creator straight after! There was some minor juggling of the set tonight (the beauty of having so much material these days!)), as Numbers was rested, for 'Freakshow' that had encored so well the night before, and Don’t play along came in for Destroyed by the look of love (left out due to a damaged falsetto!) With Weirder than we are being once again very well received and a first set highlight…. Second only to John’s magnificent bright red shirt of course!


It was a stifling evening, more conducive with pub garden than pub in doors, but it was great see a few faces from the previous nights gig (notably Matt, nice one), that we’d already got hooked! And of course so many of the hard core, most particularly Lucy, resplendent in new t-Shirt, Dave Whiteworm, who bought one after Thanks mate) and Superstar Tina Scratch! back on the scene from Manchesterland! PLUS a big thanks to Miles Khalazar for the loan of the mic stand!...


Tonight the trousers stayed in tact, but there was a candle and a pint glass on Dave Worm’s table that took a hit as Andy flew over it, much like the nursery rhyme involving a cow and a moon (no that was the night before wasnt it?) and out of the side door, during the Gas Taps finale!... another great fun evening, of good ole, hot style rocknroll action!... was had by all… can’t wait til next week for the Blacksmiths Arms!... Pub Rock eh?... it ain’t covers, so don’t knock it!


Many, many thanks to everyone who showed up over the two days. See you next week! Oh and 2nd week at number 1 for I relax to Spiral Scratch! Thanks all for your support and downloadings!

x


Dear Scratchers,

Big thanks to DJ Hug(h)ie Hugh for another thoroughly enjoyable night, where, as ever, his plans were completely scuppered by The Scratch's strong arm tactical force.
Everyone in the World was anticipating our much publicised England v USA World Cup cracker of a show... except Hugh... (bless)...

One of the beauties of CRMK.co.uk and particularly Hugh's 'Eclectic Plectrum' show is the immediacy, being as low-tech as you can be, while still broadcasting, gives the evening an extra 'Live' exciting quality, that you don't get from a podcast or listen again style 'modern' experience... and also it covers up beautifully for the fo-pahs, slander and general playing of the wrong tracks... but sod that, John Peel made a career of it (god rest his soul!)

Apart from finding out about John's brothers book of NME albums of the year 1976, (with special 'sleeve notes' from his older brother etched in pen alongside the titles), Hugh's mates who were getting married (Katy and Ross?... I made that up)... who he forgot to mention... (another hazard of too much chat... is you forget what you've said on air!)... the elusive Brighton interview... (Don't worry Jord RR, it's all still on his ipod!)... and Hugh's non comprehension of the England v USA 'only' - bands and tracks...

There was of course and always will be the star of the show. The music...

So without any further a do... with The Scratch representing England and a load of US bands you may have heard of representing America... here is the playlist!!!

1) I relax to Spiral Scratch - The Scratch (England) 1-0
2) School's out - Alice Cooper (USA) 1-1
3) Tina - Louis XIV (USA) 1-2
4) Sparklehorse - Hammering the cramps (USA) 1-3
5) Rotten Soul - The Scratch (England) 2-3
6) Take it or leave it - The Strokes (USA) 2-4
7) Cradle - The Joy Formidable (GOAL disallowed due to the band being Welsh and thus not eligible HUGH!)
8) Feel good hit for the summer - QTSA (USA) 2-5
9) Steady as she goes - The Raconteurs (USA) 2-6
10) X-Ray Eyes - The Scratch (England) 3-6
11) New Town - The Slits (England) 4-6
12) Loser - Beck (USA) 4-7
13) Come as you are - Nirvana (USA) 4-8
14) Liquid Liquid - Optimo (USA) 4-9
15) Wake up and make love to me - Ian Dury and the Blockheads (England) 5-9
16) Witness - Screaming Trees (USA) 5-10
17) Brainstorm - The Scratch (England) 6-10
18) You're the last high - Dandy Warhols (USA) 6-11
19) Jet Boy - New York Dolls (USA) 6-12
20) Supermodel - The Scratch (England) 7-12!

Final score England 7 - USA 12 ... anyway, that's an American football score! Now for the real thing ENG-ER-LUND!!!! ENG-ER- LUND!!!! ENG-ER- LUND!!!!

x


And so for the finale of our mini tour, we took the relatively short trip down the A405 to Watford. The Flag is a gigantic old pub, that still has all the hallmarks of it’s coach and horses past. Right outside Watford Junction station its a transient stop off for all and sundry, yesterday on our arrival for soundcheck it was football fans making there way back from the cup final.

As we unloaded the gear it was clear that once again our literal interpretation of the contract either rendered us highly professional time keepers, or unlearning doughnuts, for knowing what normally happens (you hang around for an hour waiting for the headliner to bring the drumkit) and not heeding our vast collective wealth of experience in such matters. Ho hum, Luke the promoter was soon in evidence to allay any fears of a mere linecheck.

As the football fans drifted away, our entourage began to assemble... not least the Vince girls (Sarah completing the tour hatrick resplendent in homemade Scratch on tour t-shirt!)... big thanks too to John and Sarah’s assorted family members, some of whom were yet to experience a night out with The Scratch, plus all the others who made the continued sacrifice, Mrs. Supercockle Sue, Lee-Ann, Ray, the redoubtable McEwan, Mark L. Matt and respective mates et al... it’s been a great little tour, but what makes it extra special is the sight of you guys in the crowd (Big Love from us as ever)...

anyway, back to the gig, The Scratch were third on... the first two bands had toiled manfully with the swirling, booming vocal mix, which was a shame cos there was a good stage area and backdrop, spoilt by the high ceiling just in front of it... This architectural quirk, did not deter The Scratch however, who following two days of mega-morale elevationary rock nroll, were in no mood to let a bit of bad monitoring spoil the party. And so it went... straight in with 4 Play (well they are gentlemen you know, even Terry!)... ripping through Ajax, two newies, the ever growing Biting on my lip and the weird and wonderful Stavin off the where’s or the wise. This section of the set served as ever as a highly charged aperitif before the super seguewayed I relax to Spiral Scratch, Critical Mass and star of the show Teen Idol megamix, which sparked frenzied gyrations in front of the stage by 3 hither too unseen hoody style trucker dudes!... as ever once the atmosphere rises, so too does the anti, followed quickly by the Andy, this time scaling the pole at the edge of stage right, to dive at the feet of a couple of startled lady watchers, the prefect finale.

To sum up the general mood at Scratch central, by using another football analogy on Cup Final Day, the introduction of the big guy at the back has really moved things up a few notches, we're working hard together and are now tighter than Stuart Pearce’s football shorts in the early 90’s and most importantly having a great laugh.

A great final moment to mention, which perfectly sums up this mini tour, was, as John and Terry left the stage, the next bands respective drummer/bassists, whispered “You bastards, how do we follow that!” from fellow musicians with no vested interest, the compliments don’t get much sweeter.

It’s been great to be out on the road, everyone has thoroughly enjoyed it. Huge thanks to all of those we’ve mentioned in the tour blog, especially Jordan and the Recharged Crew, Hug(e)H Davenport, (yes we will have that interview mate!) Luke from Juicebox and hatrick hero Ms S.Vince! (We can’t wait to upload the photo’s!!!)

We’re going to be concentrating on new material for the next few weeks, before returning for a couple of 24 track full setters in St.Albans, in preparation for our summer festival highlight at Endorse IT with Captain Sensible and the gang!

All that’s left to say with our remaining, exhilarated, exhausted breathe is YOU GUYS ROCK!
xx


We arrived at Buntingford’s football ground a little unsure of what to expect, all we really knew was it was an emergency services charity do Steve had organised...

On arrival, Steve was playing football, whilst the ‘medalsome’, old school throwback ‘master of ceremonies’, Les (or something like that) commentated on the match (He was a classic - repleat in best Bernard Manning untucked powder blue shirt and beer gut). Chuck into the mix a highly stressed beany clad (five generations younger), promoter, trying to set up the show behind/around and inspite of the raffle/auction table!!! and you get an idea of the scene we suveyed!

We have to be honest at this point, after last nights shenanigans it looked like tonight was going to be ‘a little after the Lord Majors show’... however.... as you all know kiddy winkies ... “don’t you judge a book just by the cover, unless you cover just another and blind acceptance is a sign of stupid fools who stand in line”... for once the crowd had settled down following the Elvis impersonator’s exit stage right, it was time for The Scratch... and once again, with a shortish, tight set, swopping Ajax in for Supermodel and Stavin off the where’s or the wise from Brighton’s set, the boys didn’t disappoint.

Sparking similar superlatives and reaction’s that each TC era gig has achieved with promises of repeat bookings. We had in classic smash and grab stylee, packed up and left around 40 minutes after our arrival, job done and buoyed still further and beginning to really feel at home on this touring lark!

Big thanks to ali, for your reaction, specially to Ali, Steve, Andy, Lucy, Sarah and co for your support (as ever!) and yes Chris lets get that gig sorted mate.

... next stop Juicebox and The Flag in Watford!


Dear Scratchers,

So a little, ‘meat on the bones’ time...

The advance parties of The Scratch - Andy, Terry, Sarah (photo’s, make up, comedy drive thru moment and top 10 list compilation!), and Recharged Radio - Lauren, Jordan, Dan and the mighty ‘fly-on-the-wall’ Hug(e)h Davenport, had already had a hectic, but highly entertaining day: Fish and chips and mushy peas on the beach, fly posting outside the insect circus, a visit to Resident records in the lanes, for a cheeky purchase of X-Ray eyes 10” and a brief rest stop at the Northern lights for a bit of acoustic artisanship and light Latvian refreshment! all of that and it was still only 4pm when the merry band of gypsies finally rocked up to the (highly tucked away and compact) Live Lounge. To be greeted by the second wave of the Scratch massive (Grim, Filthy and John) who had just arrived.

As the cars were being unpacked, Hugh decided to make his way back into the hub and was soon getting in the swing: Flyering, getting chased out of pubs for ‘taking other landlords trade!’ and interviewing manically...

Meanwhile, the (Slightly tucked away) live lounge appeared a little slow to get up to speed, with The Scratch taking it upon ourselves to begin gradually piecing together assorted, disparate bits of PA and missing mic stands...

Soundcheck was finally finished by 6.30, and the entourage made its way back to base camp (The Best Western on the sea front) to get changed before heading back to the venue for 7.30...

First up were Self Help Group, followed by Jespa and then the mighty 50 ft woman delivered 30 minutes of Sexy glam, ‘sleaze’, before jumping back on the train to London, Little Philistines had the unenviable task of following, but delivered undaunted with great aplomb and then it was time for The Scratch.

Taking the floor at 9.40. The set kicked off with Strange 4Play and ended 30 minutes later with an ever manic Gas Taps (complete with Mic against the teeth action). These two provided the pitta bread in a late night ‘dirty Kebab analogy’ with: Fakers, Supermodel, Biting on my lip, I relax to Spiral Scratch, Stavin off the where’s of the wise, Teen Idol, Dear Maniac, ATG, Critical Mass and Independent Unrepentant as the donna meat and Chilli Sauce and extra onions, it was nothing less than continuation of our ‘moulten momentum gathering snow ball’.

Asked at the end, by an enthusiastic convert, “how long have you guys been together”
our reply of, “8 years” ... received a heart warming, if fanciful... “It won’t be long now” (Breath continues to be held, world!) but, It’s feeling like a damn good band to be in at the mo!...

Following Projects set (and attempted poaching of our newest recruit.... hands off our Super Cockle you cheeky boys!) We dumped the car back at the hotel and decamped for a chill at the fishbowl, soon to be joined by Mr D who had been interviewing most of Brighton in the interim (not sure I should mention inter rim?)!... Anyway, by 3.30 am it was time for more fast food replenishment, so we pointed Hugh in the general direction of his hotel after finally managing to drag him off the dance floor!... and with a mix of curry sauce, cheese, chips, meat pies and saveloy’s we headed for the hills job done. Great night.

Big thanks to Jord, all at recharged and the whole Scratch entourage and to Ben and Pat, glad you liked the ‘goody bags!’

x


Dear Scratchers,

Phew, just got back from Brighton and are still catching our collective breath!

Have just got time to lay down the bare bones, as we're off to Buntingford in 5 minutes for part 2 of the tour... so for now here's a brief outline!

A great night and great performance was once again turned out by the Snalbans five. I think the best way to illustrate the show will be when we upload the fantastic pics taken by Super Sarah Vince who was on hand to catch it as it happened!!! Introduced on stage by another of our Scratch glitterati Hugh Davenport, the band went for the throat from the off, promoting superlatives and an impromptu finale pogo-mosh-clinch-extravaganza involving at least Andy, Jordan Recharged, Hugh and another as yet unidentified collaborator!

Other notable performances came from Minki Recharged's 50ft Woman, Little Philestines and Projekt... there is talk of the first two of these coming to St.Albans in OCtober for the DIY release party, we'll keep you posted!

See you tonight!
xx


Dear Scratchers, We are very excited here at The Scratch HQ, as today is the day that we begin our mini tour! First stop is Brighton's Live Lounge, we're on at 9.40 this evening, so don't be shy if you're in the area. It's free entry and we are on the bill with 5 other acts, so you can't say it wouldn't be value for money (if you were paying!)... not only that, but superstar DJ Hugh Davenport will be in best journalist mode, so you may even get yourself featured in the radio special we're recording for the occasion!. Stay tuned for regular tweets and updates. It's gonna rock!

x


Dear Scratchers, not content to write us two great reviews on the subject... but Mark and the losingtoday.com crew have penned us yet another glowing eulogy... to make a great day for The Scratch, just about perfect! x

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The Scratch ‘x-ray eyes’ (pony land). Many thanks to Andy Scratch for despatching with haste a finished copy of the must have 100 only 10 inch repress of the bands ‘x-rays eyes’ single - our copy coming adorned in all manner of autographs and well wishes which I don’t mind saying that aside having us much humbled and at a loss for words will be find itself pride of place framed and hung in a suitably centre of attention location when the losing today singled out shed of sound finally moves into pastures anew (more about that shortly).Anyhow this cute thing first saw the light of day in that golden year 2004 and serves as a pre-teaser for the re-release of the bands debut and re-mastered debut full length ’diy’ which I think I’ve commented on in the not so distant past is of such scarcity that I’m fairly certain we’ve not got a copy. Enough of that - this ten inch set gathers together a brace of golden oldies from the Scratch’s back catalogue ‘x-rays eyes’ itself briefly commented upon a blog or seven ago asserting itself amid a rather nifty austere post punk throb fused to a pulsating and dirty grinding death disco underpin replete with Gang of Four additives, Ry Cooder slides and some classically drilled Pigbag re-wiring. Over on the flip ‘brainstorm’ offers a spot of darkly unfurling softly seducing and brooding psychotropic loveliness, the marinating of mooching locked grooved chime riffs, the spy school noir tipped backdrops and the subtle bathing in swathes of electronic hypno swirls all coalesce with mercurial mesmeric zeal to fracture and unravel into something that both Working for a Nuclear Free City and Genaro would weep with envy on hearing. Essential type purchase then.

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Many thanks to all at Recharged Radio especially Jordan, Dan and (the elaborately and amazingly vampish) Minki and all connected with last nights gig at 93 Feet East, where some great performances were topped excitingly by one of The Scratch's most incendiary shows in the last year. A hugely enthusiastic group of Scratchers, whooped and cheered every mention of the bands name prior to the show and upped it some during a flashing 30 minutes... Starting with a newie 'Biting on my lip', the boys were looking mean and focused as with each, swagger, strum and grind they built an intense smouldering fire that grew by the time they had introed (the massive sounding) Teen Idol into a raging inferno. Easily the wildest crowd repsonses followed each of the preceeding numbers, first Dear Maniac and finally one of the most unhinged 'flying squirrel meets iggy pop' Smell the gas taps to date.

Massive thanks to all Scratchers, friends, fans and worms for your amazing support.

Next it's a seaside special... don't forget your sunnies!!!


Dear Scratchers,

There were plenty of name checks (Hugh Davenport and particularly Clint Boon) as an hour flew by last night on Andy's latest visit to the studios at Maple Street W1 of Recharged Radio. Host Jordan expertly guided the audience through all things The Scratch with an erudite line of questioning. Starting with Jordan's and The Scratch's Recharged signature track Teen Idol, Andy plotted a course from DIY (I Relax to Spiral Scratch), through Night Bus or Milk Train (Undercover, Smell the Gas Taps) and onto Whatever Happened to Friday Night (Girl's World and Independent Unrepentant), filling in the blanks all the way, with news, stories and info over the past 8 years and beyond!

Many thanks to Jord as ever. See you all on Thursday, with our appetites now firmly whetted!!!!

If you missed it all is not lost!!!, just look out for the podcast on itunes which you can get from www.rechargedradio.com
x


Pub gigs aren't usually where The Scratch, excel or indeed feel most at home... there's something about the no stage thing that doesn't feel quite right... but Bar 62 in St.Albans is a bit different... (yeah it's Andy's mates place, so if ever there was a home banker, Bar 62 is it)... but last night was one of the highlight gigs of the latter Scratch history. Apart from the nailed on performance it was the sheer metronomic brutality of new man Terry C that really smashed the band back into the public eye, a mere 4 months since the departure of The Baron. To a person the assembled throng were full of praise for one of our best gigs in years... Two setters are always strange affairs, harking more to 'covers for cash' than the usual 30 minute smash and grabs we aspire to, Sunday felt a bit like a ram raid that went in, out, drove home, dropped off the stash and then drove back for more taking out the other supporting wall and bringing the whole house down on top of everyone. 3 newies too (Staving off the where's or the wise, let there be us and Biting on my lip), were a real buzz (great to play/hear new material), but old faves such as Strange 4Play, Spiral Scratch and particularly in it's year of re-release... DIY era trio, Alochol's a depressant, Supermodel and finale Texture to the flava!!! left many penciling in the Flag in Watford as there next big gig!

PS. Apologies if anyone sustained any broken toes from the enthusiastic nature of the frenzied dancers... but it was a rock'n'roll show after all!!!

Many many thanks as ever to everyone who made it down. This IS the dawn of a new era for The Scratch! so, see you all on Thursday at 93 Feet... it's gonna rock dudes!!!!


Dear Scratchers,

Now it appears to insiders that we're doing it somewhat in slow motion!... but we've been nominated as 'Best New Band' and 'Best Live Act' for the Camden Crawl Emerging Talent Awards, which is, as it says for emerging bands and would be rather a good thing to win... being that you've helped us to many glorious victories in the past (who could forget the M.E.N.!!!!) please spend just a minute of your time to click the button on the link

http://www.emergingtalentawards.com/vote/band/the-scratch

Here's the low down... Thanks so much, vote like mad!

The top 15 voted artists in each category will be announced on the site on the 15th of March, leaving the ETA judging panel to select the final winners of each award from the total pool of 45 short listed artists with the short list being opened up to the public again to decide Peoples Choice Award.

The Panel for this years ETA’s who consist of music professionals with expertise in a variety of areas to help give a balanced perspective. On board this year are:

Stephen Street (producer), James Sandom (artist management – Supervision), Korda Marshall (record label director – Infectious), Natasha Bent (booking agent – The Agency), Akala (artist), Simon Raymonde (record label director – Bella Union), John Leahy (marketing director – Polydor), Toby Langley & Dan Monsell (Rockfeedback), Eddie Lawrence (music editor – Time Out), Charles Holgate (radio producer Rinse FM) and Lisa
Paulon (Camden Crawl organiser).

The final award winners will be announced approximately 3 weeks prior to the Camden Crawl scheduled to take place 1st & 2nd May 2010. Each winner will be invited to play a 30 minute live set at the Emerging Talent Awards stage on one of the 2 days and will be presented with their award.


Dear Scratchers, we've just had a mail in to let us know that Teen Idol, is still up there punching its weight with the big boys on radio2XS in Sheffield - Playing new music, live sessions and 60 years of rock n roll, 24/7

We're 44th out of their top 60, which ain't bad when you look at some of the acts on the list! (Not sure what the maths mean, but sounds impressive eh!)
x

Latest Statistics
During January 2010:
We were listened-to over 540,000 times.
Our AVERAGE listening time per listener was 1 hours 18 minutes.
We had over 1.7 MILLION hits on our website.

Listener numbers for the Top 60 Tracks heard on 2XS January 2010
ENGINEERS - Clean Coloured Wire 49973
BILLY BOY ON POISON - Happy Valentine`s Day 45779
DOMMIN - My Heart Your Hands 43031
JUNKIE XL - Remember 41977
PLACEBO - Bright Lights 41594
DECAY ENDS A DECADE - Frozen In The Night 39757
HELL - U Can Dance (ft Bryan Ferry) 38864
ROB ZOMBIE - Sick Bubblegum 37339
ASH - Space Shot 36413
ERLAND AND THE CARNIVAL - Trouble In Mind 36068
FRAGILE AUDIO - Heaven Won`t Take 35396
NICKELBACK - Burn It To The Ground 34860
LAROCA - Unit 125 (Aaron Jerome 100 mix) 34708
IDOLS ARE HIGHER - Left To Design 34679
GEORGE PRINGLE - Pop Hit 32674
FELIX DA HOUSECAT - We All Wanna Be Prince 29846
LEE MacDOUGALL - Joanna 28546
GLASS (The) - Superhero (Sam Roqwell & I Sancho mix) 27716
SENADEE - My Fault 27631
PARA! DISE LOST - Faith Divides Us Death Unites Us 26768
WOO WORTHS (The) - Plasticine 26460
DEVENDRA BANHART - 16th And Valencia, Roxy Music 26411
TRICKY - Joseph (ft South Rakkas Crew) 26283
TURBOWOLF - Let`s Die 24579
BIFFY CLYRO - The Captain 24327
IAN BROWN - Just Like You (Prodigy remix) 23625
TIN SOLDIERS - Just What I Needed 22484
ERRORS - A Rumour In Africa 21898
LOST PROPHETS - Where We Belong 21844
HIM - Heartkiller 21488
MOBY - Stay Down 21135
DR RUBBERFUNK - Sunset Breakup 20474
WALDECK - Memories 20458
CHARLOTTE GAINSBOURG - Heaven Can Wait (ft Beck) 19463
A PLACE TO BURY STRANGERS - Stop Slipping Away (South Central mix) 19377
VITALIC - Poison Lips 19146
EDITORS - No Sound But The Wind 18353
NICK HOLLYWOOD - Deep Henderson 18231
CARAVAN PALACE - Jolie Coquine 18229
PLASTISCINES - Bitch 18215
DEPECHE MODE - Fragile Tension 17655
GREEN D! AY - 21st Century Breakdown 17532
LITTLE DRAGON - My Step 17336
SCRATCH (The) - Teen Idol 17201
EELS - A Line In The Dirt 16808
DEPECHE MODE - Perfect (Roger Sanchez mix) 16414
KAP BAMBINO - Batcaves (Maton mix) 16196
WE KNOW MASON - Man I Want To Become 15664
CHEMISTS (The) - This City 15466
VOODOO TROMBONE QUARTET - Voodoo Juju (Lemon Refresher mix) 14504
EIGHT LEGS - I Understand (Blame James remix) 14018
SOUND OF GUNS - Dead Sea Scrolls 13961
DEPECHE MODE - Hole To Feed 13722
BLACK REBEL MOTORCYCLE CLUB - Done All Wrong 13007
LIMOZINE - Honey Yeah 12962
COLD WAR KIDS - Audience Of One 12886
RINGO STARR - Fill In The Blanks 12029
STRAIT LACES - Seconds Out (Uber Gliterrati mix) 11652
JULIETTE LEWIS - Romeo 11637
MOBY - One Time We Lived 11611


Dear Scratchers,

Just wanted to let you know that we’ve been nominated for The Justin Wayne Show's Birthday Best Awards… for our track TEEN IDOL!!!!

You can vote for us here

Vote at http://thejustinwayneshow.com/vote

Details of why when and who are below, thanks in advance, we know, we can rely on you guys!...

now a word from Justin….

To mark another fabulous year of independent music on The Justin Wayne Show we've nominated the top 55 songs of the year to be played on our Birthday Best Anniversary Show and we've chosen you (The Scratch)! (This is out of over 1000 submissions this year!) We've also included the full list below so you can check out your competition.

The awards show is just after our 2nd Birthday on February 3rd, 2010 at 8pm GMT, 3pm EST, 2pm CST, 1pm MST, and 12pm PST. (Or pop over to the site http://thejustinwayneshow.com and we can convert that to your timezone.)

What does this mean? (The Scratch) You'll be featured on two nomination podcasts coming out over the next two weeks and judged by the staff and other chosen members of the independent music community. Then, if (our) your song is chosen you will be played on the Birthday Best Awards Show on the 3rd of February.

Along with the Top 25 Countdown from our judges' voting we'll also be giving out the following awards:

* Best Artist of the Year
* Best Song of the Year
* Best Band Name of the Year
* Presenter's Picks (Each Presenter gets one of these)
* Audience Choice Award

The Audience Choice Award is up to you (YES YOU!). Send your fans (YOU GUYS), mates, mum and dad, and the rest of your supporting crew to http://thejustinwayneshow.com/vote to cast their vote for you. Then, (you'll) they'll also know where to go February 3rd to listen LIVE to the Awards Show.

You (The Scratch) will also be featured on our website as well as Recharged Radio's website, the Association of Music Podcasting's website and other podcast forums around the world.

Nominees for The Justin Wayne Show Birthday Best Awards Show

To be aired Wednesday, 3rd of February at 8pm GMT on Recharged Radio at http://rechargedradio.com

Vote at http://thejustinwayneshow.com/vote


Dear Scratchers,

It's been a slow start to 010, but, at last we have a confirmed date for our radio special 'Sounds of the Suburbs'. Devised by Andy and Put together with Hug(e)h help from Mr Davenport of CRMK fame and our own Johnny V. SOTS is a one hour radio special about The Scratch/Ponyland Records, St.Albans, the venues and where to get a late night curry!

The show features interviews from 'Scenesters' We are White Worm and Khalasars, live chat with punters down the Horn (venue) a brief history of Ponyland records, news from The Scratch and music from: The Scratch, Harringtons, We are White Worm, Mamajamas, DIY Or Die Organisration and Means of Production and all of this is joyously topped off by an extra special interview with superstar XFM DJ Clint Boon.

Not to be missed. www.rechargedradio.com
x


Dear Scratchers,

And so, despite the snow, Friday evening saw 2010 begin for The Scratch with Andy's phone appearance on recharged radio, via the back alley of Andy's mates pub! Host Jordan asked about plans for 2010, discussed the bands latest (theft!!!) setback, this time the loss of all the bands video footage for Teen idol and all the bands amps via a stolen car! Plus, Andy outlined details of the digital re-release of first album Diy, new drummer Terry and the forthcoming radio special that he, John and Crmk dj Hugh Davenport have put together about the St.Albans scene. 'Sound of the suburbs' is an hour long show featuring the bands, fans, venues, ponyland records and best local curry houses! More news will follow in the next couple of weeks, as to when the show will be aired, so keep a weather eye open! Don't forget, If you want to listen again to the show again, just visit www.rechargedradio.com

x


Dear Scratchers,

Friday night brought to an end a highly successful ‘residency’ at our local venue, ‘Music Pub of the year’ the Horn, St.Albans… a year that’s seen, literally hundreds of people turn out to see the band, and featured true industry stars, Clint Boon and John Robb’s Goldblade, plus in our minds the best of St.Albans underground talent. Friday night was no different, with an excellent debut by Khalasars (keep you’re eyes peeled for these ‘brudders’), a storming main support slot from the newly (and quite wonderfully named) WE ARE WHITE WORM. Plus a triumphant, Herts debut for up and coming Bath band - Recode.

All excellent performances. However the most excellent and ones we’d like to congratulate most... are you, the fans, friends and family, who without your love, support, insanity! We couldn’t, wouldn’t and probably shouldn’t have achieved so much.

With the Baron’s passing. God rest him and his monocle as he retires to his country retreat, to focus on his 3 remaining loves: Family, MD’ing and his beloved Fosters, The Scratch move onto pastures new. There are already two or three potential ‘Lairds’ in waiting, so watch for a plume of aromatic smoke from the chimney of Ponyland towers or keep your facebook/myspace/twitter alerts close to your ears/eyes/noses and throats for as soon as a successor has been sworn in/at, you will be the first to know.

Have a brilliant Christmas and New Year, keep telling all your mates about the Teen Idol vid…and we’ll see you in 2010 for more crazy affronts to the musical fabric of your lives. We love you all.

The Scratch
x


Ach hum… (with a clearing of throat and wipe of the eyes)… Friday December 11th sees us entertaining you with two brand new bands for St.Albans… ‘Recode’ (from Baron country) down in Box, Wilts http://www.myspace.com/recodeband And Khalasars… (who are so new, they don’t even have a demo!), plus, of course ‘able’ assistance and main from our side kicks/straight men/ stooges/fall guys/HEROE’S… Cobra Kai (Aggh you’re just jealous, they’re the White Worm Boys!!!) … that’s not all however… for not only will this gig be the last one of our Horn residencies, our Christmas party and chance to say thanks to you all for your amazing support in what’s fast becoming our most successful year… it will also be the last gig for The Baron, who due to family, work and travel commitments (the unenviable commute from Bath), will be hanging up his monocle after 6 years in the band, The Baron (at the time living far more conveniently in St.Albans), joined us in 2002, just at the point of us releasing ‘Spiral Scratch’, he was there for our debut gig our unofficial debut in Coal Aston, Derbyshire in April 2003 and our official one on May 10th at Jacksons Lane community centre, though half of DIY had been recorded prior to his joining at our notorious pony virus nights!... he featured on the remainder and helped shape us into the more rock style band we are today… But it was with Night Bus or Milk Train he truly stamped his mark, contributing not only drums, but Jobby Fingers too!!!, Following the release, the dynamic shifted a tad, when he took a good job opportunity down in Bath, which whilst on one hand making rehearsal more difficult! (just the 4 hour round trip!), it didn’t hinder the bands progress, in fact to the contrary on the success front, with 2007 signalling a shift into the big-time with our M.E.N. performance, Clint Boon, XFM and all the great stuff that has followed. So, it is with heavy heart, but wishes of luck in the future that we announce his departure and hope that for all those reasons and just an excuse for a plain old festive knees up, you can make it down to buy The Baron a fosters! How can you refuse the invite to join us on Friday December 11th from 8.15, for the special price of a mere £4 (in advance)/£5 on the night!!!!


The Scratch Interview
Thu Nov 19 06:58:50 2009

The Scratch Interview

by Abi Plunkett
Room Thirteen caught up with The Scratch for a chat. Andy Scratch was kind enough to answer some questions so we could delve deeper into The Scratch. Here's what he had to say:

R13: For those that don't know you yet, can you sum up The Scratch in one sentence?
Andy Scratch: Five blokes addicted to music. Independent! Unrepentant!

R13: How did you all meet and how did The Scratch come to be?
AS: John and Grim were mates from a previous band. I met John at a party and got chatting about music. The three of us decided to form a band. I then met the Baron at a wedding and he joined in on drums. Steve, who used to work with Andy, is the newest addition. He joined the band after standing in for the Baron on the video shoot for our track ‘Against the Grain’.

R13: What sort of music did you listen to when you were growing up?
AS: All kinds from Be Bop Deluxe to T.Rex, from The Specials to The Damned, from New Wave through to Acid House, Grunge and Brit Pop… a whole lot of different bands…

R13: Have any of these artists influenced your sound or have you been inspired by other acts?
AS: I think we sometimes get pigeon-holed in the late 70’s sound. Sure we were influenced by punk and new wave, but equally, by the Kinks, Bowie, Blur and Happy Mondays.

R13: 2009 saw you releasing your third album; have you been pleased with the response to the new album?
AS: It’s funny. Unlike our previous two albums that have been generally really well received, it’s done the Marmite thing: either people have got it or not. The great reviews have been really great, though.

R13: Having the rave reviews from the live shows to your latest album, does this ever put pressure on you?
AS: No, ‘cos at the end of the day, there’s absolutely no pretence with us. We aren’t wannabes. We are what we are: 5 hard working blokes with a sense of humour who love writing, recording and playing live. We’d like to think and hope that comes across.

R13: You're based in the London area, which can be a big place for emerging bands to make a name for themselves; do you feel that the London music scene is a supportive one?
AS: Funnily enough this year, other than our successes on tour dates Unsigned Chart; we’ve kept the London dates to the minimum. Due to the huge saturation on the circuit, we’ve concentrated more on our home town of St. Albans and have played 4 hugely successful residency shows putting on our own bands at The Horn. These include tempting Goldblade and Clint Boon down from Manchester to play.

R13: How would you describe your live shows to someone who has not seen you before?
AS: Explosive, beer stained, chaotic, funny, exciting, fun, and unpredictable.

R13: What makes a live show great? How much does an audience contribute?
AS: The ingredients for a good show are simple: 50% band, 50% audience. It doesn’t matter how good the band is if there’s no-one there to see it which is why we work so hard to get people down to our nights.

R13: Are there any goals that you want to achieve musically? What would you like to bring to the music industry?
AS: Obviously, it would be great to develop our label, to give up the day jobs and devote even more time to all our projects. We’d like to bring back The Factory, New Hormones, DIY spirit back, make things collectable again, vinyl, badges… be cult.

R13: Are you a fan of social networking sites and do you believe they are the best way for a new act like to break through?
AS: We are and we believe they are a great way of doing so, but you still need contacts and 90% luck. It’s a marathon but very satisfying when you reach the stadium and hear the crowd cheering you home!

R13: As 2009 starts drawing to a close, what's been your highlight of the year so far?
AS: Hard to pick one, but in a nutshell if you don’t mind, it’s hard to pick only one from… Our gigs with Goldblade and Clint in St. Albans, releasing the third album, our London Tour dates number ones, playing In the City in Manchester again! And the endorsement quote from Marco Pirroni (big hero!) topped the lot!

R13: What are your plans for future; anything on the cards for 2010?
AS: Next up we are going to be re-releasing/remastering our little known first album DIY for the iTunes generation… we’re putting out a limited 100 7” vinyl of our debut single ‘I Relax to Spiral Scratch’ and adding a couple of new mixes. Plus we've already started work writing new stuff for the next album... so yeah…bring on 2010!

R13: Finally, is there anything you want to let the fans and the people soon to be fans know about The Scratch?
AS: If you like good old fashioned Rock’n’Roll, delivered with an electronic twizzle, a swagger and more than a dash of humour… check us out!

The Scratch’s album ‘Whatever Happened to Friday Ni..


Dear Scratchers,

It was with not a little fire in the mind, that The Scratch took to the 'floor' at mother bar last night, stung or at least a little indignant at having to drop Dial Xero from the set, due to a rambling performance from the previous band... (urggggg)... however, as long as long as its channelled, anger can be an EN-ER-GY... and on this occasion it was and positively so!...

The assembled throng, of hand picked Hoxton, die hard Scratchettes, PR and Radio aficionados were treated to a 12 track set that spanned the 7 years of the bands output to date. From Alcohol's a depressant to Teen Idol, The Scratch delivered a veritable fondant fancy of a show, served up with a crashing Dear Maniac posing as the glistening the cherry!

By the close, there was a furious frenzied vibe bouncing from the flock wall paper, off the windows, round the mirrors and back off the crowd, as the writhing Andy (entangled in beer soaked mic stand and black tie combo), and the almost literally 'fly on the window' routine from the 'Jack in a box' Filthmeister brought finale Smell the Gas Taps to a howling cresendo... to coin an appropriate phrase for the surroundings, it was 'vintage' Scratch!

Great big thanks to Jord for coming down after Andy had previously appeared on his recharged radio show, (featuring a rare, but welcome outing for Undercover!), to Lana for bringing her elegant entourage, gorgeous Rosie and her fairy dust felines, the marvelous, Mr.Mckewan, celebrity duo Ryan & Kelly, Smoky J and all the others who bopped, sang and boogied on a truly enjoyable night in the smoke.

So, one more to go for 09, let's absolutely ram the Horn guys, lets party like it 2 THOU SAND and 9!!!!
xx


Dear Scratchers,

Great big thanks to Tiff and Aynz at TSM Radio for this great review of the new album...

Album Review: The Scratch - Whatever Happened to Friday Night?

powerpop punk rock the scratch tiff woosley uk

Thursday, 29 October 2009
Written by Tiff Woosley

Something wicked this way comes. I am fairly certain that had The Scratch been around at punk rock prime time, they would have given the likes of The Buzzcocks and The Who a jolly good run for their money. It has been some time since this more classic style of punk rock has graced the airwaves, and I think that really, it's about time. Make way for The Scratch, a five piece hailing from St. Albans who, since their debut in 2003, have really known how to make some noise.

THIS ALBUM IS A SHINING BEACON OF PUNK ROCK FINESSE

Their album Whatever Happened to Friday Night? is a shining beacon of punk rock finesse. The band manage to maintain their traditional sound throughout, with near-Elvis-style tones in Freaks of the Daylight and riffs that would make fans of The Clash go weak at the knees in the album's title track, Whatever Happened to Friday Night?. Having said this, the album allows room for innovation and modern twists. Glimmers of more modern indie gleam appear on tracks such as Freakshow, Independent & Unrepentant and, in particular, Destroyed by the Look of Love, proving that The Scratch are more than just ‘more of the same'.
Against the Grain showcases the talents of the lead vocalist, accompanied by riffs smoother than a baby's bottom (in a good way, of course). The vocals are noteworthy in their raw yet polished delivery, which in turn epitomises the beauty of punk rock. Too Busy Thinking About Me turns the dial down a notch, but only to show a softer side to the band's abilities particularly in light of the lyrics and rich tones used throughout. Actually thinking about it, most of these tracks would not seem out of place on the soundtrack to Quadrophenia, which just goes to show that The Scratch produce noise that is nothing less than rock'n'roll.

If a more upbeat style is your cup of tea, then please take a sip of Girl's World. Its lively melodies make it a track that will most definitely have your toes a-tapping. Flicker also offers a bouncing beat mixed with reminiscent lyrics, again displaying the band's many talents; it's a definite album gem. With You Want the World is a dynamic anthem for the noughties and a great addition to an album that impresses all the way through.

Having made appearances on stages nation-wide, The Scratch have proven that not only can they record well but boy, can they play live. Having been victorious at the XFM Unsigned competition with their track Numbers, the band won the opportunity to appear on the line-up for Versus Cancer along with Paul Weller, Ian Brown and Echo & the Bunnymen. And I can only imagine that an audience with The Scratch would be nothing short of a reflection of their utter vibrancy as performed on record. Whatever Happened to Friday Night? was released on Monday 12 October, and taken from the album, their new single Teen Idol is due for release by the end of the month. Teen Idol bundles up all that their album has to offer in one little, bite-size morsel of punk-rocky goodness; it's definitely worth a listen.

In conclusion then, it is one very big round of applause to the boys whose album is, in all its gutsy glory, absolutely one of which they can be proud.

Thanks Tiff, amazing
x


Dear Scratchers,

It had been a year since The Scratch had played Manchester, well Salford to be exact and just over a year since our first appearance at In the City… on this occasion it had been a rather late run thing compared to last years ‘blanket CD bombing’ of the Midland Hotel. Where The band, Tina and then purely ‘mate and helper’ out Steve Filth staked out the merch table and bar area of the festivals HQ, chasing, hustling and hassling to get the ‘power core’ of the nations musical ‘tastemakers’ to sneak a peak at the next big thing (US!!!)…

As you know however, (if you’ve been following the drama)… the main talking point, despite super human endeavour, sadly was the rat that invaded Andy’s trousers… Hence the more laid back approach this time around…

Andy led the advance party with Him and Tina attending said merch table around 7.30 on Saturday night (the night before it all actually kicked off) and leaving 10 minutes later having created their own shrine to The Scratch, by way of flyers, badges and giveaway CD’s….

The Day of reckoning began with a text from a concerned ‘Filthy’, asking Andy if he was awake and that he’d been to John’s to meet with him and Grim to drive up, but had got no answer. The minor panic was soon over (John had been retrieving amps from his garage!,,, (sounds like a medical complaint?!)… So slightly behind schedule the long drive began around 10.30.

Meanwhile, with Andy shivering in the typically grey Mancunian air, he Tina and Tina’s bloke Paul hit the Asda food hall for a mega breakfast and a jumper!... fed and clothed for £10 (bargain!) …

The Plan was to meet up at the ever aptly named Boom Boom Rooms (a converted Mill in Jersey Street, Ancoats the heart of the Industrial revolution) at around 1/1.30 for rehearsal and an interview with Stockport FM’s John Culley…. The Boom in studio 2 was akin to being bunged in a tumble drier with an average small venues PA system blasting muffled blasts of hardcore… so we didn’t linger past a set run through and alighted to the town centre for a beer and one last check of the merch table.

The Midland definitely didn’t seem as busy this year, there was no ‘lurking’ John Robb, no Mrs Boon’s tea party, just a mix of ‘On a jolly’ weekend Music Biz types, looking unshaven and ‘important’ and old Grannies drinking tea… oh and of course our favourite stalker subject Steve ‘One day he’ll see the light!’ Lamacq!!!!!! Andy had been banned (by the band) from handing over the album to him as, from the look in Steve’s eye last time he ‘bumped’ into him, a court order at the least could have quite easily been forthcoming. So with the legendary intro, “Hi Steve, I’m Steve”, Filthy handed over the 8th or 9th different Scratch release of our careers to the impermeable DJ.

Pint drunk, it was time to head off to the venue, Jabez Clegg in Portsmouth Street, situated in the heart of the Manchester university district.

The aforementioned John Culley hadn’t managed to make rehearsal, but as the cars pulled up outside the venue, Andy spent a thoroughly pleasant 10 minutes recording a potted history of the band for John’s show to be broadcast later that evening…

The Promoter, a cocky, brash sort of chap, ‘welcomed’ the band in, and pointed us to stage 3… The room was cavernous and ‘pew’ lined, with disciples of the beautiful game transfixed by the big screen as the The Scratch set up.

The usual Manc organisation and legendary care at their musical venues, had obviously been stretched massively thin over the 150 bands and 30 venues, resulting in a ramshackle backline. One cymbol stand and a broken bass amp, were relative blessings however, compared to the two giant brown radiators that blasted out what felt like the harnessed rays of an all too distant sun, through out the 25 minute set… still, all this shit is sent to try us… it wouldn’t be The Scratch if things went smoothly!...

However as you know adversity and The Scratch are firm bed fellows, as thankfully is the ability to pull out a great performance and from the assembled students at the front, a great reaction too… ‘That was awesome’ came the collective shout as the dripping wet 5 some descended the three steps (from Heaven!)…

A quick chat to Tina and Paul, a last swig of tap water and it was back down the motorway… sweaty, but unbowed.

Who says Rock’n’ Roll aint all glamour!

Number 2 in the charts though eh! (somebody up there’s smiling on us!)

Next stop Mother bar.


Dear Scratchers,

Before the nitty gritty, the thanks… Dan, Dan and Dan for services beyond the call at the merch table, to Sian and her gang for earning their albums with a non stop dance fest that would have left Brucie gasping his last, Hugh D for multi-tasking for the umpteenth time and last but definitely not least, everyone of you who bought a CD, danced all night and allowed us the indulgence of an encore… (twice!)

Oct 2nd began wit anticipation and excitement… the giant banner was fluttering outside the Horn, advance sales were better than ever and despite a couple of inevitable set backs* the road ahead was paved with golden light streams all pointing to the same place. The Scratch’s third album launch party.

Following a worrying good rehearsal (as they are the times where the mistakes are supposed to be eradicated!)… the list of tasks was handed put to the heroes of the hour. Rush hour ain’t the best when you’re on a schedule, but by the turn of six, amps were being loaded, kits assembled and balloons being pumped…Unfortunately Steve the soundman was ill*, but big thanks to Bill (Bob) who stepped in to save the day… As Grim pumped, Filthy organised the Dan’s on the merch stand and the Baron tightened his skins, John and Andy made the very short journey over the road to the upstairs studio of Verulam Radio, escorted by host Chris… Big thanks to the team of this tiny local station and all power to you guys for trying to get a genuine St.Albans music show organised for the ‘kids!’… You want the world and the ‘snowballing’ teen idol got dual billings to top and tail the latest 15 minutes of fame…

By now soundchecks were under way… Televised Crimewave were stuck in the London exodus M1, M25 take your pick, so Alias, followed The Scratch, with Cheadle’s Cobra Kai passing the backroom.

Like the shop keeper in Mr.Benn (Kaboof) our comare for the night CRMK DJ and all round top bloke Hugh Davenport appeared (the line up was complete)… no sooner had he ordered a beer than he was leaping on stage and cracking the funnies!… Cobra Kai our adopted gig openers, never disappoint and with beautiful pathos they took to the stage resplendent in White worm t-shirts, (If you don’t know the significance… it’s time you stopped reading and did some research!) Brilliant stuff guys and not least the cover of the Beasties ‘Fight for your right’ … “Ah Ma you’re just jealous we’re the White Worm boys!”…

Battle of the bands winners Alias were up next putting in a sterling 25 minutes… then as the alcohol began to kick in, Andy was carrying at least 3 birthday beers at a time, thank you!) Televised Crimewave were up raising the stakes and oozing London Indie cool from somewhere close to 1983… screaming blondes, desert dry northern humour and tables… how would, how could The Scratch match that?

Dan, Dan and Dan were soon instructed to relax, following their endeavours as the previously sparsely populated backroom, began to throng. At the beginning of the year we’d set out to build a local following up at the Horn and on this evidence 99% of people were here for The Scratch.

In a majorly revamped set… Numbers was to be rested for the first time in two years… The Launch Party exploded with the first chorus of title track ‘Whatever Happened to Friday night’ We’ve had some great crowds down the horn this year, but Friday nights was easily the most enthusiastic… Filthy was already exhibiting a split personality that veered between unhinged and mischievous, as he toppled equally in balanced Andy during the mid 8 freak out of Critical Mass… There is a proper roar and absolutely audible sing along's these days…. It goose pimples the pimples for sure… Andy and Grim even unleashed new Hamer guitars on Freakshow, but the feeling of all round oneness could not be bettered after Andy dedicated ‘Teen Idol’ to one of our greatest supporters this year, Recharged Radio’s Jordan… the room was rocking and it just kept going for Strange 4play and final (!?) track of the set Dear Maniac!

The crowd streamed their approval as Hugh leaped to the stage and willed the boys back for an encore (well you can at your own launch do can’t you!)… and so they did leading with You want the world and stretching as far as Girls World and original DIY track Rotten Soul (not seen live since 2004)… Andy (Did I mention Birthday Boy?) whose suit had shimmered in the ‘borialal’ stage light all night, was at once beer sodden and patchwork camouflaged as he cavorted, rolled and somersaulted from the pit to the equally swimming stage to Gas Taps and newly untethered Fakers…

Sonically it was getting a little ragged to say the least, but visually nothing less than 100% entertainment… One more shouted Hugh… YEAH shouted the crowd… and so as a slightly over egged, but brilliantly ended I relax to Spiral Scratch finally brought down the curtain, The Scratch left the instrument, beer and body strewn sta..

The band with Superstar XFM DJ and Inspiral Carpet, Clint Boon


Andy & Tim Burgess from The Charlatans


The band, PR Tina and Johnny Vegas


Andy & John Robb of Goldblade